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don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge

a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge
person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !
by dripelboeberger April 7, 2021
mugGet the don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridgemug.

tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction

its amazing. gosh.

hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. he rides it like a cowboy would....

in the desert.
get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge
by yanwoo July 5, 2004
mugGet the tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seductionmug.

Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.
My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.
by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016
mugGet the Cream cheese and jellymug.
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
mugGet the Cream Cheese my Bagelmug.

hot honey cream cheese

Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.
"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."
by roxxy403 March 16, 2024
mugGet the hot honey cream cheesemug.

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