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crappin on the clock

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.
I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.
by crappin4fun March 25, 2009
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gun clapping

to shoot a firearm.

Made famous by Brooklyn rhyme collective Orignal Gun Clappaz (OGC) who were affiliated with Blackmoon (Buckshot, Five Foot Accelerator, DJ Evil Dee) and the Boot Camp Clique (Smith and Wesson, Blackmoon, OGC, Heltah Skeltah)
If you disrespect me again, I'm about to get to gun clapping up in here.

"Bucktown...home of the original gun clappas" - Bucktown - Smith and Wesson
by Starange April 7, 2006
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Californian cock chasm capping

The act of stuffing an ice buttplug into your gay sex partner's asshole then calling him geoffrey. this is then followed by pouring soy sauce into his cockhole.
I have extended experience in Californian cock chasm capping
by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017
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Clapping cheeks

Having sex in any position that makes the girls cheeks bounce or make a clapping noise.
Connor is so good at clapping cheeks, especially Jaylene’s!
by Billy Cloutier November 6, 2018
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cramping my style

when somebody is just in the way of your stylistic expression of freshness; the individual is putting a damper on the mood
When I am at the club and some squarebear is trying to get hyphy without properly giggin they are cramping my style.
by michael james coon May 4, 2007
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mas udin clapping smurf cat

a rare specimen of zaza commited indonesian named mas udin, who claps 69,420 smurf cats a day
Last year when mrbeast was bouncing off trypophobia, I saw mas udin clapping smurf cat
by welcometourfinaltestimmrbreast September 20, 2023
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Ass clapping

The sound made when someone super THICC walks and there ass cheeks clap together
You know that thicc chick is coming when your here her ass clapping like a round of applause
by Clap 👏 Them 👏 Cheeks👏 December 7, 2019
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