Cambridge shamrock

When, on St. Patrick's day (or night), a guy living or staying in Cambridge blows his load on his girl, preferably her face, while simultaneously flinging a handful of bright green glitter at her so it sticks to the jizz.

Yeah, we fucked for a bit, but when she asked me to turn off the Dropkick Murphys playing in the background I had to give her a Cambridge shamrock.

by TheZombiecorn August 17, 2010

Cambridge University

Home of the masses of wonderful fairies, cross dressers, and rude cliptomaniacal wheelchair users steven hawking. Oh and dave, who rules

my god, i wish i was at "cambridge university" its SO cool!

by Cambridge University April 19, 2005

Cambridge University

The collective noun for "ponces".

There's a veritable Cambridge University of pompous gits over there.

by :O) May 8, 2003

The Cambridge School of Weston

A school in the middle of the fucking woods. Almost every building is green or yellow. It's so fucking cheugy. Also its suppose to be an art school yet I had better art classes at my public high school where people use to poop on the floor. Don't even get me started on sports. If you want a school that shoots on the wrong goal or net every game, CSW is the school for you. Unless you play frisbee because for some reason it's the only sport every person at CSW plays. If you are about to attend CSW, I hope you like cold gluten free pasta.

I heard The Cambridge School of Weston re-uses the poop for gardening. How environmentally cautious of them.

by Roblox player 11 January 29, 2022

Cambridge

The birth place of the zombie apocalypse.

AWWWW!!! Why didn't we listen to Melissa when she told us the zombie apocalypse would start in Cambridge, now we are getting eatin alive!

by thetrue March 3, 2011

Cambridge Springs, PA

Conformity, Drunken-Abuse, Future Jail Inmates of America, White Trash in Black Spandex, etc.

Waaaa! --I'm from Cambridge Springs, PA and I was abused, so while I expect everybody else to kiss my ass, I'm going to treat everybody who wasn't responsible like total crap! Then if that doesn't work, I'll get drunk and beat my kids, and/or cheat on my spouse! And while my kids define every sense of term 'worthless', I'll deny it was my undoing, and then demand my kids to live up to everything I never had the guts or brains to do myself. And once it's realized that it doesn't matter what is right or wrong(it's about majority), I'll team up with other degenerate-parents, and exploit others to hide the skeletons in my own closet.

by Smoker's Alley July 16, 2009

March Cambridgeshire

March is a town in Cambridgeshire full of takeaways and polish shops. Recently there has been an uproar in vape stores. Home to chavs, drug dealers and snakes, it's the place to be if you're a low life and don't have any ambitions.

"I live in March"

"But isn't March a month?"
"It's also a town, March Cambridgeshire"

by SuicidalFUCK January 22, 2018