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here comes the storm

the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates
here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!
by picT2 June 29, 2011
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I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
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Here comes the Gook!

What to say right before you cum when you’re having sex with a girl and realize that she isn’t really your type and just wanted to get laid. This will make her feel so weirded out mentally that she will almost definitely not try to hook up with you again.
Oh yeah, cum inside me baby!
Ok babe, ahhhhh Here comes the Gook!”
o_0 (What did he just say?)
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
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