The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.
Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.
by TheSecretSmartKid March 13, 2023
guy1: who is she dating now?
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu
by Derzero April 16, 2020
by StarbooIsCanon January 03, 2022
A place for African Americans to purchase hair care products and the like. Usually owned and operated by people of Asian decent.
by Steamboat Rock December 23, 2004
Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.
by peacha August 25, 2008
asian sluts use this when they see a black nigger. they say it to their gay small eyed grandmas so the black nigger runs away from their karate.
Asian Slut - Ching chong cha
Gay grandma - wong li li
black nigger - fuck they gonna whip out their karate
Gay grandma - wong li li
black nigger - fuck they gonna whip out their karate
by ...nigger November 30, 2020
by Chih Chong April 11, 2019