A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.
I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs November 25, 2008
To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
by CH200andillstealurbitch November 02, 2017
to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 June 05, 2011
A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity
May put someone in ponderment
A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
May put someone in ponderment
A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A
B says” would you stop it’s so annoying
CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
B says” would you stop it’s so annoying
CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
by Vexamon October 21, 2023
A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.
'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."
by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025
by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025
The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.
by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 12, 2021