I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Kansas Cheese Grater

when she goes straight teeth on yo thang

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.

by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025

Cheese grater

Sluts with braces or who had braces that are always trying to sleep around.

That brace face slut tried to suck my dick. Bitch don't be a cheese grater.

by Pch20 February 26, 2018

The Cheese Grater

The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.

Hey dude me and Abby did The cheese grater last night and it was amazing

by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021

Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater"

The act of pleasuring a man's genitals orally with the addition of firm, but gentle, usage of one's teeth.

TOEKNEE: "Damn grrrrrr - ole, thought you was bout to chomp off my D, but dat shiii was greeeaaaaaaat!!!"

KLASSIE: "I think you mean GRATE, baby."

TOEKNEE: "Da fek you talkin bout WUH - MAYNE? Das what I said. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaattttttt."

KLASSIE: "I gave you a Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater" my love!"

TOEKNEE: "Get the F out of my office, Mom."

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

Cheese Grater

A person who wears braces.

He is such a cheese grater.

by JingleHangle January 4, 2018

cheese grater

Grabbing someone by the hair and ribbing their face up and down along your grundle.

After the gym i went home and gave my girl a cheese grater.

by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019