I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Italian cheese grater

When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face

I did an Italian cheese grater last night

by SHIZNIC March 14, 2022

Cheese grater

thw worst type of porn/hentai, it's basically vore using a cheese grater

"I can't believe I got off to Cheese grater hentai... the fuck is wrong with me"
"my friend sent me Cheese grater porn... I think I'm going to do it this time." (loads gun)

by Just_ahaha February 20, 2021

Cheese Grater

When someone rubs a penis and or dildo up and down on a person's six pack.

That man's abs are perfect for the cheese grater.

by sexi mexi6969 January 7, 2011

Kansas Cheese Grater

when she goes straight teeth on yo thang

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.

by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025

cheese grater

Grabbing someone by the hair and ribbing their face up and down along your grundle.

After the gym i went home and gave my girl a cheese grater.

by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019

Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!

Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!

by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017