A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.
I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs November 25, 2008
A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity
May put someone in ponderment
A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
May put someone in ponderment
A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A
B says” would you stop it’s so annoying
CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
B says” would you stop it’s so annoying
CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
by Vexamon October 21, 2023
To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
by CH200andillstealurbitch November 02, 2017
to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 June 05, 2011
by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025
The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.
by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 12, 2021
A dark looming presence over the whole of the furry community, the infamous item expelled bloody from the anus in the most well known piece of furry hentai
James: what’s up with Jeff?
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
by RaxtusDergy April 17, 2023