charminimum

Charminimum – the point at which you're down to the last roll of toilet paper. In my house, that's Charmin brand.

Hon, I asked you to get more PT! Got half a roll left. I hate being at charminimum!

by Junk Drawer Kathy December 24, 2011

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

Charmin's Principle of Loss

First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."

It doesn't matter that you are broke according to Charmin's Principle of Loss.

by mixiehat October 2, 2019

charmingeddon

The event that led to the toilet paper shortages of 2020. This was sparked by the Coronavirus scare, which led to a mass buying of toilet tissue in supermarkets throughout the United States.

Hey Mr. Ault, there wasn't any toilet paper at Wal-Mart, thanks to Charmingeddon.

by twault March 13, 2020

Charminitan

A worldly person who gives toilet paper freely to others that are in need or don’t have access.

Dale was being a good charminitan when he ordered toilet paper in bulk and handed out to his friends in need.

by L Davidson James May 1, 2020

CHARMINGER

A very charming, promiscuous person.

he is such a charminger.
she is known for being a charminger.

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021