abbreviation for the phrase "Cluster Fuck" to the second power. Used when something is well beyond cluster fuck status.
The boss asked me, "What is the status of the project?" I thought to myself, wow, this is a cf^2, I don't know what's going on.
by TJV June 9, 2006
cf is a group of guys who think there 'fine' they roll around in black north faces thinking they're cool. They are quite and appear shy but are know wide and far within south london.
cf syndrome is when you (a girl) really like one of them and you are honored to have a glimpse into their mysterious world. You get with him a few times, but due to shit communication (on their side) it just can't work.
but you spend the whole week thinking about him and waiting for the weekend just so you can see him.
If your lucky enough to see him; nothing may happen, or something may BUT you won't hear from him for the rest of the week. The cycle goes on sometimes for upto two years.
why bother i hear you say because cf just have that hold over people and its so hard because cf play the deepest mind games without realizing it. cf syndrome sucks.
cf syndrome is when you (a girl) really like one of them and you are honored to have a glimpse into their mysterious world. You get with him a few times, but due to shit communication (on their side) it just can't work.
but you spend the whole week thinking about him and waiting for the weekend just so you can see him.
If your lucky enough to see him; nothing may happen, or something may BUT you won't hear from him for the rest of the week. The cycle goes on sometimes for upto two years.
why bother i hear you say because cf just have that hold over people and its so hard because cf play the deepest mind games without realizing it. cf syndrome sucks.
cf: friday night he texts girl: 'hey what you doing 2night?'
girl: not sure probs just going out round... what you doing?
cf: no reply
girl waits hours for text but nothing
girl texts friend: babes i have such bad cf syndrome wtf should i do?
girl: not sure probs just going out round... what you doing?
cf: no reply
girl waits hours for text but nothing
girl texts friend: babes i have such bad cf syndrome wtf should i do?
by cfsufferer March 21, 2010
cfs rizz - i see this fine lil latina girl and i get her instagram from my friend because i wanna test out my cfs rizz i put her on my cfs and find a tiktok that says “this one latina girl that i be seeing in the halls be fine asf” and i post that and then she could either do one of two things like the story or swipe up on the story either way it’s a guaranteed win because it’s a conversation starter if you never got her instagram from her yourself🫡
can be used in multiple different ways😈
can be used in multiple different ways😈
by SnD_deo June 2, 2022
a virus taking over girls in which they get taken advantage of and lied to by a guy who is talking to their bestfriend and/or other girl(s) at the same time. getting played.
eunice caught that CF Virus, i told her to watch out for him and now she ended up hurt while he goes on and infects other innocent girls.
by Elwawo May 10, 2009
by carmexbabe January 6, 2020
Directed at but not limited to any college freshman who learns something new in a class and becomes a know it all snob, advocating their knew found beliefs to everyone, rubbing it in peoples faces that they are presumably "smarter" than everyone because they learned something new. Most of the time they don't fully understand what the new information is, but they will still pass it on as their worldview.
Other varieties include: anyone who learns something new, via word of mouth, txt message, internet, 5 o'clock news, ect. and automatically that is the #1 answer in their mind, and they have an uncontrollable need to tell everyone to blindly see it their way, strictly based off of their new found knowledge.
Other varieties include: anyone who learns something new, via word of mouth, txt message, internet, 5 o'clock news, ect. and automatically that is the #1 answer in their mind, and they have an uncontrollable need to tell everyone to blindly see it their way, strictly based off of their new found knowledge.
Example 1:
Billy:" i dont believe in God"
John:"why?"
Billy:"Because it falls under the category of creationism, and as modern science can tell us, the universe was created from a big bang, and darwinism will further prove that we were evolved from monkeys...BLA BLA BLA BLA...and that they share close to our DNA...BLA BLA BLA"
John:"wow...so did your professor spoon feed you that?"
Billy:"no.... .....yes"
John:"ugh...college freshman syndrome (CFS)"
Example 2:
Margret:"we should get the tea with Echinacea, its supposed to be good for your cold"
Ana: "Actually! i heard its not all that great for you anyway, it can actually cause cancer, thats why i never drink anything with that in it."
Margret: "is this a legitimate truth or is this just CFS?"
Ana:"okay okay, i did hear it on the Tv, i don't remember where though"
Billy:" i dont believe in God"
John:"why?"
Billy:"Because it falls under the category of creationism, and as modern science can tell us, the universe was created from a big bang, and darwinism will further prove that we were evolved from monkeys...BLA BLA BLA BLA...and that they share close to our DNA...BLA BLA BLA"
John:"wow...so did your professor spoon feed you that?"
Billy:"no.... .....yes"
John:"ugh...college freshman syndrome (CFS)"
Example 2:
Margret:"we should get the tea with Echinacea, its supposed to be good for your cold"
Ana: "Actually! i heard its not all that great for you anyway, it can actually cause cancer, thats why i never drink anything with that in it."
Margret: "is this a legitimate truth or is this just CFS?"
Ana:"okay okay, i did hear it on the Tv, i don't remember where though"
by chicken hawk 104 December 30, 2011
Soccer (really football) club wanna be Inter Milan and Real Madrid at the same time, owned by rich Englishman David Beckham, at the bottom of the conference and is meat rided by Barcelona fans, after players like Pessi (Messi) Sergio Busquets, and maybe Jordi Alba joined the team with the outrageous MLS budget.
I want to see Inter for Lakaka!(lukaku)-kid (later) I THOUGHT THIS WAS INTER MILAN? WHY ARE WE IN AN INTER MIAMI CF GAME?
by LumpiaMuncher July 14, 2023