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St Joseph Catholic school 

A school full of hoes who end up getting beaten up by the mean girls, the teachers are mean and end up getting kids in trouble for no reason, they often like to let it be okay if someone is harassing someone. 7th graders are the worst! They think there so cool but there actually stupid dumb bitches. 8th grade is okay, there’s lot a ugly, weird people. Now 6th grade is where it gets serious. So many fights happen in a week. Kids get suspended left and right. They don’t get expelled because they say there good but there not. Most of them lost their virginity before you would think. They act catholic but their not.
Don’t sign your kid up for St Joseph Catholic School

Holy Redeemer Catholic School 

a private school in johns creek for faggots who think they are better than everyone else. everyone is irrelevant and ugly.
Tom: Hey! I heard you were gay!
David: Yeah because i go to Holy Redeemer Catholic School

st. mikes catholic school 

It is an all boy school in Toronto where in the football change rooms they broomstick each others assholes bus it looks like fun. They fuck bare girls even tho they are all gay, if you see white girls in their school hoodies you know theres some tea, it costs $30,000 to go there and get broomsticked but the first time is free, no one there is smart but they still get 90's because their white ass parents pay for their grades, they may be hot but they aren't bf material.
smc boy: i go to st mikes but i swear i don't broomstick

anyone else: sure you don't you, go to st. mikes catholic school so you must

epiphany catholic school

A gay private school where the teachers are very strict
epiphany catholic school

is the gayest school in Miami.

san jose catholic school 

A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.
Hey do you go to San Jose Catholic school

St Simon Stock Catholic School 

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

st marys catholic school 

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.
i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~