calistarian

A weed smoking, girl playing, evil rich boy who occassionally gets humble.

Danny is such a calistarian bastard

by m2X June 3, 2005

callisto

to be dark and icy like Jupitor's moon

Did you see that Goth, he is sooo callisto!

by mlo April 20, 2005

Calista

A name for the gayest person ever. Also a hey mamas lesbian.

“Yo bro Calista is so gay”

by Sick kids hospital March 5, 2021

Calliste

Simply, someone who is a complete and unquestionable cunt.

"That guy is a Calliste..."
"I hate that fucking Calliste"
"Damn French guys... Proper Callistes"

by The Zakman ^-^ September 26, 2012

Callisto

Callisto was a nymph from Greek mythology and one of Artemis's followers. Zeus liked her and pretended to be Artemis so he could come close. He then revealed himself and raped her. Callisto didn't dare telling Artemis because her followers were all supposed to be virgins, which she now wasn't anymore, whether she wanted to or not. When she was several months into the pregnancy, Artemis and her followers went bathing and she was forced to undress. When Artemis saw her belly, she was furious because Callisto hadn't told her and turned her into a she-bear. Callisto was then chased and killed by dogs. Zeus rescued her unborn child and gave it to the mother of Hermes to care for.

Person 1: I heard about this girl who was raped and then blamed for being pregnant.
Person 2: Damn, just like Callisto. I guess humans never learn.

by superwholockchick February 9, 2018

calista

too skinny..no meat

Baby ain't got back..'n no front neither! She gone Calista on us!

by Zyde April 27, 2003

Calista

Skinny ginger, who may act oblivious but truly isn't; a great person but kinda whoreish, usually drunk or high, very promiscuous, needs to eat and keep it down. she won't remember meeting you.

i don't know, Calista sounds fitting

by Guesswhobissnitch September 13, 2010