An outfit that contradicts yourself. Most common types of Contradicting outfits are sweatpants and a tank top, a long sleeve shirt and shorts, flip flops with sweatpants and a long sleeved upper wear.
R'shad: Hey Pegasus, see the guy benching 45 pounds?
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.
by Hehshdn February 16, 2018
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Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...
by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023
Get the Contraction of the mind mug.A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.
Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
by okaythen873 July 31, 2009
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This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021
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Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.
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Get the Contradicting mug.People used to laugh at me a lot when I first started learning English...It took me days to understand that I was looking up for the words in the contradictionary !!!
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