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Santa Claus Clench

A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021
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Viking Tit clench

1. the act of a Nordic Person(s) grabbing someones tits
Did you see that Scandinavian viciously grabs that girls tits? that was a brutal "Viking Tit clench"
by Forfader June 21, 2013
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National Butt Clenching Day

For the ones that like to clench. Clench all day long on the 17th of March
Bro nice clench can’t wait for the 17th Because that’s national butt clenching day !
by realdeffr February 27, 2020
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clenched dog eye

an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.
I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.
by Dexter G November 20, 2009
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Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.
"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."
by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015
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Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.
Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!
by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016
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clench life

Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.
"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.
by HELLO BROOKLYN! May 14, 2018
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