The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.
Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.
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