Brendan

A guy who is skinny and tall and usually have huge gauges . Takes his girls beatings .His best friend is often a Nathan who has black hair and cinnamon pine cones in the back seat of his car.

"Hey brendan"
"Brendan and nathan "
Brendan and nathan forever "

by manyourcool December 14, 2013

Brendan

A totall Sex Hottie. He is the "IT" guy. He has an amazing set of six, large penis, and hair! He is very dumb and girls use him for action all the time. Has an ugly girlfriend that every girl is jelous. he is the highschool quarterback and starter for the boys varsity basketball boys. Its a pleasure for him to be in you.

gena: omfg is that HOTTIE?
lia: oh yeah i fucked him last night bitch.
gena: no way your a lucky WHORE. ima bitch slap you.

lex: i would deffinatly give my virginity to brendan, he so fuckable.

by bsgirl248469 December 28, 2011

Brendan

Usually the name of a queer person

guy 1: Hey do you know brendan?

Guy 2: i heard he's gay

by ownedns November 21, 2010

Brendan

A concrete jungle cheetah, often get caught. Huge cheaters and there favorite animal is a cheetah. Often loses the best girls for him because of cheating

Person 1: who is Brendan now dating?
Person 2: I'm not sure he bounces around a lot

by Cheetah hater May 10, 2013

Brendan

A burnt out stoner who won’t go anywhere in life, typically caught fucking anything that can move. Brendan’s typically have dark brown hair and wear shorts when it’s below freezing. Typically of Jewish decent, you can find these creatures in most frat parties even though they aren’t in said fraternity

Girl 1: wow look at Brendan’s abs
Girl 2: what abs? I can’t see anything behind his big gay
Girl 1: shit true
Brendan: yall wanna smoke some bud hahahaha

by Shitpiss1488 November 18, 2018

Brendan

A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.

You're such a Brendan and you don't even know it.

by Author1992 September 1, 2019

Brendan

Red headed boner who came from a small town and doesn’t burn/booze/ski.

Are we going out tonight?

No imma pull a Brendan

by Theicbs October 24, 2018