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When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
Tessa: What... what did you do to his ankle?
Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
by DefectCriminal January 13, 2011
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Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.
Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.
by Professor McBadass July 15, 2011
Get the Blue Waffle mug.1.) a disgusting, repulsive thing that is dripping in strange goo and puss with unimaginable long disgusting hair with very close resemblance to the hair of a elephant also with a horrible stench that can tear the stitching out of levies.
2.) an exaggeration of a very ugly girl that is always hitting on you and/or others.
2.) an exaggeration of a very ugly girl that is always hitting on you and/or others.
1.) oh shit its a blue wafflecopter is coming hide
2.) theres Olivia, she is such a blue wafflecopter
2.) theres Olivia, she is such a blue wafflecopter
by Alex gwh5's Anderson September 14, 2011
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Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."
by jhosen March 13, 2010
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by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011
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Papa Smurf: She is showing off her blue waffle again.
Papa Smurf: She is showing off her blue waffle again.
by Hitler78 April 26, 2019
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by MusicLover14 April 5, 2010
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