john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011

The Big Barlow Spectacular

All out nuclear war, where everyone ends up looking like the ghoul on the marquee of Zombie.

Man get ready, The Big Barlow Spectacular is coming.

by king1dominate April 9, 2017

anna grace barlow

a blond actress who is really cool and has a dog named remy. post a lot on instagram @therealagbarlow

your such an anna grace barlow!

by meettheb May 12, 2018

Maya Barlow

a fuggo who no one likes and no one wants to be near, usually blonde and pale, or black, no in between. if you meet a maya barlow.. run. usually a cow who eats fresh cock for breakfast.

Hey look it's Maya Barlow, lets leave.

by Jjkjvtyv June 11, 2023

Mr Barlow

He is the best and all mighty god of the human realm, when he teaches Design, the entire class is mesmerized and cant wait to see him again. He is so cool and scary. He will tell you to leave the room while smiling and looking at a different classmate. He seems like he has yellow eyes and somehow has never dropped his laptop while going upstairs to teach drama. He will always be late but his students dont care because they love him too much

Student 1: WHO IS THAT, HE IS SO COOL!!!

Student 2: THATS MR BARLOW, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH MR BARLOW?

Mr. Barlow: youre late, get out of my classroom :)

by MashallaBruderPerson February 1, 2023

Birch Barlow

That fat conservative radio guy on The Simpsons.

Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state

by Toby Da Pug February 6, 2019

Michael Barlow

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God

Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga

by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018