Acronym for Adolescent Retarded Fool. Someone who is an ARF is someone who is immature, insecure, stupid, slow-witted, overconfident, and completely convinced of their own superiority, without having any merit whatsoever.
Friend 1: "Did you hear what that guy was saying to his girlfriend? What an ARF!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. He seems like a real tool."
Friend 2: "Yeah. He seems like a real tool."
by ThePotatoFish December 22, 2019
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by weirdo child May 14, 2021
`arf-quid means half-quid. It is not untranslatable "old-speak", it is simply eye dialect. A "half-quid" is half a quid. A quid is slang for a pound sterling, analogous to the use of "buck" to refer to a US dollar.
"Here's you a-comin' and arskin' of me questions about my business, and I that grumpy-like that only for your bloomin' `arf-quid I'd 'a' seen you blowed fust 'fore I'd answer."
"An' when you said you'd report me for usin' of obscene language that was 'ittin' me over the 'ead; but the `arf-quid made that all right."
"An' when you said you'd report me for usin' of obscene language that was 'ittin' me over the 'ead; but the `arf-quid made that all right."
by dgrilawidbanana February 09, 2025
by BBGWAG June 05, 2021