arden

the only person in the world excited for the release of culture III

arden likes thicc thighs.

by iknowwhatimtalkingaboutfr June 9, 2021

Arden

Arden always find a way to steal her friends man. But once she finds the one she knows and is loyal

Hey Arden you look pretty

by anonymous June 14, 2023

Elizabeth Arden Crème

A type of freudian dick crème.

When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.

by Gordo January 17, 2023

arden theory

The Arden Theory is that no one named Arden actually looks like they’d be an Arden

Person 1: “oh look at this girl, Arden”
Person 2: “her name is Arden? She looks more like a Caitlyn to me…”
Person 1: “totally.”
Person 2: “see? Arden Theory.”

by Shrek5ever April 7, 2024