by LIK¦TFKK™ September 24, 2009
Get the Andresmug. by Legit Oxnard dictionary December 28, 2016
Get the Andresmug. A typical Andres doesn’t look too hot, but he more than makes up for that. He is the nicest, sweetest boy. Not only that, but he’s also total beast in the bedroom and has a HUGE dick. He can please ANY woman emotionally and sexually.
by Jackson17859 December 14, 2017
Get the Andresmug. Stranger- Woah, who's that sucker picking up that chair that is conveinently placed on the floor where people can easily trip on it.
Stranger 2- I think thats an Andre
Friend- No you idiot thats an Andres in its natural habitat
Stranger 2- I think thats an Andre
Friend- No you idiot thats an Andres in its natural habitat
by ConfieldJones Has CroBur June 17, 2017
Get the Andresmug. Andres is the fucking bestest of boys, yeah his dick maybe 5 inches but he gets more pussy than any alpha male that isn’t an Andres, Andres is also a caring person that watches Bob Ross on the weekends, he also likes to treat women with Respect but most importantly Andres will stand by your side
by Rhinne June 27, 2018
Get the Andresmug. An andres is caring, loving, but at the same time just straight up insane. He will make every moment unforgettable. Andres are talkative yet reserved, funny but their humor is dark, talented but not at the same time. An andres will give you the best ride of your life in a car and in bed, he will always have a spot in your heart.
Andres is fucking cool!
by Decal Application Form May 14, 2019
Get the Andresmug. The Greatest of all time, most likely a Cuban Miami project baby, Started as a young thug and grew up into responsible sarcastic father.
1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”
2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”
3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”
2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”
3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football
by GOATMF321 February 21, 2020
Get the Andresmug.