Advanced Life Support

in new york it's a paramedic (EMT-P) or Critical care tec (EMT-CC) the abbreviation is ALS and it can also mean

Ain't Lifting Shit

thats y i have EMT's and i went for my Advanced Life Support

by emt121 December 21, 2009

Advanced Placement

A high school program used to provide a more challenging curriculum to intelligent and motivated students. The AP program is composed of the smartest kids in high school and provides the opportunity to get college credit while still in high school. This programs is composed mostly of nerds and Asians looking to get admission to the most selective schools. A person is not smart unless she or he is in the AP program. I am an AP student and proud of it ! That makes me feel superior to the rest of my high school peers. It is a self-esteem booster.

Anna took every single Advanced Placement class her high school had to offer and got A's and 5's on the exams, so she is naturally going to Yale University.

by diana in the mist April 26, 2006

Advanced humor

In which you’ve accepted aka given up on getting professional help so you just make jokes because you rather laugh than cry about things.

I have night trama but at least my humor is advanced.

“Jojo your jokes concern me”

“Shhhh you’re just mad you don’t have advanced humor”

by Totallynotjojo February 22, 2022

advanced weapons training

Homosexual activities engaged in by radical white supremacist types with a need to feel 1337 by holding and shooting each others guns.

I'm a member of an ultra right-wing, Judeo-Christian milita group and one weekend a month we go off to our secret base location for advanced weapons training.

by rBGH March 4, 2007

advanced English teacher

A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.

teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!

by Danny Peterson January 12, 2004

Advanced Emo

A person who went through an emo phase in their early teens, but is still alternative in fashion. They enjoy listening to music that "brings them back to their emo days" and reminiscing on how cringy they were.

Friend 1: "You're so emo."

Friend 2: "Correction, Advanced Emo."

by necrokink November 26, 2018

Advanced Homie

An advanced homie is an individual whom one shares an emotional bond and the occasional kisses goodnight and good morning (touching is allowed too) but is not advanced enough for sexual intercourse.

Did you hear about Mary and her advanced homie last night? I heard they had a killer make out session!

by ECE Dating Coach September 12, 2021