1. All bow before Taco Bell
2. Vegetarian: "Those tacoes are made out of monkey ass!"
Tacobellian: "That's some damn good monkey ass!!"
2. Vegetarian: "Those tacoes are made out of monkey ass!"
Tacobellian: "That's some damn good monkey ass!!"
by fatywick756 April 20, 2006

A Mexican-American fast food franchise that most cherish until they reach an age ranging from 15-25, in which they realize that the rat food they are consuming is repulsive.
I used to love Taco Bell, but an incident at the age of 17 led me to realize that what I was consuming was not food.
by The Wonderful Wizard January 9, 2008

God's gift to pot-heads.
by Atomicgrape April 29, 2008

A place where people with the IQ of a
pile of rat droppings go to eat.
Not to mention the fact that there ARE
rat droppings in the food.
pile of rat droppings go to eat.
Not to mention the fact that there ARE
rat droppings in the food.
by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

by Your Mom in a bikini July 12, 2006

The closest thing to authentic Mexican food if you don't live in the Southwestern U.S. Although being fast food, it is way better than other major chains such as McDonald's.
Mexican restaurants in the Midwest don't know shit about Mexican food. Let's go to Taco Bell instead.
by Dr. Atomic December 4, 2004
