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the sawed off

Chugging two 375ml bottles of liquor at the same time
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
by Stew&theJew May 2, 2018
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OFFS

Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".
"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."

"OFFS"
by bwet00 September 6, 2017
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drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there
My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets
by Nigger handles September 14, 2017
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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
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Mac'ing Off

Another word for phubbing, mac'ing off is an expression for when someone chooses to pay attention to their phone instead of the people around them, likening the action to jacking off.
I was trying have a conversation with Matthew but he was mac'ing off in the corner surfing Instagram.
by Betsy R. R. September 27, 2017
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off the noggin

Friend: Wow did you seen Tim at the party? He was so drunk!
Me: I know he was off the noggin.
by Yahnuthin September 28, 2017
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