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National Ioana day

National Ioana day is October 31,in honor of tiktok user @miguelzcupidsbunnii, this can be known as Halloween

(October 30) "tomorrow is national Ioana day"
"but I thought tomorrow is Halloween"
"we don't call it that around here! It's called national Ioana day."
(October 30) "tomorrow is national Ioana day"
"but I thought tomorrow is Halloween"
"we don't call it that around here! It's called national Ioana day."
by Minibeth July 14, 2023
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National kiss day

October 16 is national kiss day. You can only kiss one person and ONLY one person that you love the most. Have fun kissing
I got kisses today (National kiss day)
by Uareallasses October 15, 2019
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On this day we commemorate our gal Lizzie by shaking a little booty for her.
Girl it’s National Throw it Back for Lizzie Day don’t forget to shake a little sumn for her.
by dirtydusse December 9, 2021
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National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020
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National Woman Beer Day

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.
friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.
by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025
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National Knupper Day

November 1st, also know as National Knupper day, is a holiday celebrated around the world to recognize the famous Knupper’s. These special creatures are very rare which is why this holiday is going to place as of November 1st, 2019 to recognize the Knupper and to keep it from going extinct.
Joe: Hey, it’s November 1st!
Hentley: You mean National Knupper day?
by Albruins November 1, 2019
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National STOP Rape Life

Actually. People saying “stop rape day” are messed up too. It should be everyday
Friend: hey I should create national stop rape day on urban dictionary!

Me: shut up. Create it for everyday! How about National STOP Rape Life!
by Loralie Malfoy April 24, 2021
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