Plastic bag of defeat

When people put plastic bags or other objects in their driver side window or passenger side on the side of the road, because their poor financial choices do not permit them to get their Hoopty fixed, or get it towed somewhere else

Looks like that car isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. How do I know you ask? Look at the plastic bag of defeat on the driver side window

by thedon2025 November 29, 2025

Bag of dicks

I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.

I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.

He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!

*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*

by C$milf December 1, 2025

bag

Bag
(noun, slang)

1. A quantity of drugs, typically packaged in a small baggie. Most commonly refers to cocaine, heroin, or weed.

2. Money, especially a large sum. Often used in phrases like “get the bag” (to make money) or “secure the bag” (to successfully obtain money or a lucrative opportunity).

1. “He pulled out a bag of coke at the party.”

“Sorry, I gotta dip out a little early, have to go re-up on the bag.”

2. “She’s out here getting the bag, no distractions.”

“Don't fumble the bag”

by TheFactsWnoCap December 30, 2025

Cheese bagging

When a female has a yeast infection and sits on a guys face.

That guy is such a douche, I am totally cheese bagging him.

by Captain Squirrel January 4, 2026

Sag-the-bag

Basically means the same thing as bust a nut

No one knows how to sag-the-bag like my old lady.

by Miklexis January 4, 2026

Schmuck Bag

A Schmuck Bag is a piece of endearing trash tv or a group of knockoff fashions thereof.

Can Grandmaw find that oddly endearing Schmuck Bag of a Dragon Ball knockoff collection?

by Snapper2001 January 4, 2026

smell bag

A bag of McDonald's (usually containing a quarter pounder meal or 10-piece nugget meal) or other fast food that you keep separate from your current McDonald's (or other fast food) meal so you do not get food anxiety.

Fortnite loaded up, Reddit logged in, do you know where your smell bag is????

by noseclams January 5, 2026