Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead

I’m just going for an alan

by Scott1995 October 29, 2017

Easy cum easy go

Someone with premature ejaculation problem. He cums and goes well.

"Be careful, he's an easy cum easy go. He's doing 'cum speedrun' any%"

by CPU65028080CPU January 01, 2023

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024

go to indiana

When you have anal sex on her parents bed. I made this up because I went to visit Indiana with an ex once and we had anal sex on her dad's bed.

Hey babe, we're at your parents and nobody's home, want to Go To Indiana?

by OtherNameWentMissing February 07, 2018

To go retail

The new 2020 pandemic version of going postal

"I'm going to go retail on the next customer that refuses to wear a face mask."

"I'm so burnt out from working full time during a pandemic that I'm going to go retail on the next person that pisses me off."

by Millie Hagen May 16, 2020

Stow ‘N Go

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates into the condom inside of their partner and leaves it behind inside of said partner.

The second I was done I got right out of there and it was a real Stow ‘N Go situation.

by YeOldSaltyPirate June 15, 2024

GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.

Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)

by FUCK ME 👴 November 29, 2021