dock the dick

to castrate (in another way of course)

"Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail."
"Don't delay, dock the dick!" I watch his countdown timer tick.
-Genesis, The Colony Of Slippermen

by Alex March 18, 2003

Dip Dick

This term is used when you knowingly or unknowingly receive oral sex from a person that uses chewing tobacco. Creating a "my dick just chewed" sensation.

Hey Enus, I just went to that NASCAR event lookin' for some redneck satisfaction, and I got some nasty dip dick from Ellie-Mae!! : ' (((

by KRUMMBELIVABLE! July 9, 2009

Dick-a-licious

It´s a discription for a very nice Dick.

" Ohh Boy.. That Dick is Dick-a-licious!!! "

by Powerboating March 27, 2010

Dick is a highway

you either really her turn on or the sex was really good and she wants to do you over and over again and for a LONG time,

It comes from the song life is a highway,
"life is a highway, i wanna ride it all night long"

now replace life with dick...

damn, that boy's dick is a highway ;D

by idahomexico March 9, 2010

down dicking

an upside down blowjob, consisting of the male positioned on top and pointing his member downward to the mouth of the willing penis licker

she was lazy, just wanted to lay there...so i went for some down dicking

by st paul luke January 7, 2010

dippy dick

the act of male/female giving a blow job to another man while the giving peron has a dip (chewing tobacco) in their mouth.

my friend was getting blow job and his girlfriend had a dip in so he got dippy dick

by an awkward saturday night April 5, 2011

Murphy dick

When a man gets an erection for no apparent reason, usually in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Jimmy goes up the to front of the classroom to give a speech.
Teacher: Jimmy whats that in your pants?
Classmate: Haha he's got a murphy dick how embarrassing.
Jimmy: Shut up its not my fault!

by beerrunbandit92 September 9, 2010