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butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
by QuacksO February 6, 2021
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bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
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(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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butt trunk

The hypothetical "tail" created when an anus goes into extreme prolapse.
Pulling unlubricated anal beads out of someone's rectum too quickly is a good way to give someone a long bloody butt trunk.
by HornedOctolope March 17, 2016
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butt

a butt
you have a big butt
by Ethandiamond9959 September 24, 2018
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Butt puff

When you take a hit of a vape and you don't inhale the smoke so it comes out as a fast little puff of smoke (like a fart).
Does Chloe vape?
No, she Butt Puff's when she tries to vape.
by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023
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cold butt

H teases joelle by calling her cold butt :D
by itchie_ September 16, 2020
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butt crust

its when someone fart on your butt and it get crust in your butt crack. Or you don't wipe your self good
you have butt crust eeewww
by riyriy December 9, 2019
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