Skip to main content

Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
mugGet the Bag Dadmug.

bags

Bags is a slang term for 'DNA'
e.g: 'You have blue eyes'
'Yes, it's in my bags'
mugGet the bagsmug.

Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.
Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.
by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Doggy Bagmug.

scum sucking whore bag

Slutty ugly disgracful girls that have no respect for a fellow girls relationship and will do whatever they possibly can to ruin things for everyone else because they are narssisictic cunts with no regard for anyone else’s feelings because they think the world revolves around them
why did your relationship end? Because of that Scum Sucking Whore Bag that hooked up with my boyfriend.
by Tmdawggg February 9, 2018
mugGet the scum sucking whore bagmug.

bag

Oi Mate, You got any bag?
by steezy69 September 25, 2020
mugGet the bagmug.

Put the gwinyas in the bag

A South African phrase that means someone should just quit what they are doing, or never do it again, most of the times implying that they are not good at it.
I saw that video of you dancing, just put the gwinyas in the bag
by Mnguni April 9, 2025
mugGet the Put the gwinyas in the bagmug.

On bag

Not on Jah. Not on God. On bag. On your money and clout and bitches.
“I’m going to fuck that bitch bro, and that’s on bag”
by guccihoe666 February 17, 2020
mugGet the On bagmug.

Share this definition