butt hurt

you’re so salty, you get mad easily, and you can’t take a joke one bit!

Me: stop getting so butt hurt over this
Friend: I’m not

*fake laughs* because everyone is
*After* Friend: why would you say that you’re so mean?🌶

by geetotheE May 5, 2019

Kame Butt Blast

When you shoot a beam after taking a dump in a public restroom after giving someone a Mississippi birdbath.

Person 1: I had a Kame Butt Blast the other day.
Person 2: You need medical help

by a kid7086789 November 6, 2022

CHEEKY BUTTS

Bikini bottoms that aren't quite a thong, but close.

I beter do my squats, so I can wear my cheeky butts to the pool this summer.

by Seshire May 10, 2018

Mud Butt

Noun; When the consistency of fecal matter being deposited into the commode is that of Mud.

Verb; When the object, item or thing being described is so utterly trash that the terms; Shit, Garbage, Wack, Booty Meat, Shit Juice, or any other cannot accurately describe it.

Noun; Kendre you take this n it’ll clean your whole system! You’ll be pissing out your ass... You’ll have MUD BUTT for Days!

Verb; Gucci Flip Flops compared to Hi Bich is absolutely MUD BUTT!

by Kendrix_Nolamar August 11, 2018

butt muncher

someone who munches on butts or eats ass

"you're a butt muncher" "alex is a butt muncher"

by gacey wacey February 18, 2022

Butt Puddle

The damp butt-shaped imprint left on your sheets after a long sweaty session of sex.

Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.

by Deadinlivingform April 25, 2011

butt shock

When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.

I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.

by johnjanedoewhatevs December 20, 2010