To get all ryan Phillippe on his ass
by Jimmy volmer October 17, 2023
how fucking stupid are you like get a grip fucker
by balls:) May 31, 2022
A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
by You could get cuffed May 24, 2018
by Dickgetterzone March 25, 2022
Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.
by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024
Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.
by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024