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Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.
A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022
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Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.
“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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joe mama likes farting

by p98ytrf March 22, 2022
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Acting like A Nunes

Fashioning actions after an idiotic politician.
I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.
by hhillbilly January 23, 2020
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you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time
Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"
by #4567 February 20, 2017
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FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG

A disease that effects the ribs and brain
Josh: *Pisses* Oh crap
Mike: FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG

Josh: umm...
Josh: Bye,
Mike: FORNIT
by Paiisy June 2, 2022
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