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high-five to the low-two

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.
When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.
by TerribleDH March 20, 2011
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Klein Oak High School

Klein Oak High School is one of the schools in kisd (Klein Independent School District) with ratchet-ass thots and white monkeys. All the teachers and staff let go a long time ago and don’t give a damn about the students. Everyone is fake except for the sped kids which are actually dope.
I went to Klein Oak High School and got butt raped by the white monkeys.
by Thirsty Thot June 4, 2019
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Fossil Ridge High School

A 9-12th grade school, full of white kids who think they’re in a gang. Located in Fort Collins, Colorado. They have what other schools chant “daddy’s money” at sporting events. They aren’t wrong. On a scale of one to ten the average rating is fucking horrible. I watched some kid take a shit on the gym floor.
by Vladimir bootin December 16, 2020
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sunset park high school

gay ass school full of gay ass niggas and treesh ass thots with bummy ass teachers. My nigga don’t go here. Small ass mexican niggas finna stab you over some dumb shit to make themselves look cool and the girl you just fucked gave you 14 STDs and you got a week and a half left to live
“Ayo i heard you go to sunset park high school now”
“oh yea i do”
gay ass nigga
by A Shmoney August 18, 2021
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Design Tech High School

A place where you go to learn and leave to die.
I was really excited when I got into design tech high school, then It soon turned me insane.
by HappyStudent857 June 30, 2021
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Logan Park High School

A co-educational high school in Dunedin, New Zealand.

The subject of the often forgotten second half of the well known passage from Genesis 1:3 - 'And God said 'Let there be light' and there was light everywhere except that dark and forsaken place called Logan Park.'
Person 1: Goodness it is rather cold here at Logan Park High School. I have noticed a distinct and consistent absence of direct sunlight in this particular area.
Person 2: Here, let me throw your drink bottle through a window.
by cradlesnatcher420 February 6, 2015
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Vincennes Lincoln High School

Vincennes Lincoln High School, founded in 1897 as Vincennes High School, Is a high school known for being very rude, sexist, and having teachers that are pedophiles.

In 2018 they let an 18 year old student sexually assault a 16 year old student. They keep forcing their students to drop out and often have their rent-a-cop abuse students and walk in on them in the bathroom.

They often favor the kids in sports and let them smoke weed in the bathrooms. Also very cockroach infested..
Vincennes Lincoln High School lost to Jasper on their home coming
by Pushin’ 🅿️ June 7, 2020
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