cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

mc nasty cunt

A females/women gentiles being super nasty, but some what edible.

Yuck tyrone you have some hair in your gums did you eat tashas mc nasty cunt.

by Cum gums August 5, 2017

Fat cunt

A person who is extremely round, possibly pear shaped, has their own orbit and not very nice to be around.

Luis Fuente is such a fat cunt. He also has a face back

by the godfather 1 June 17, 2020

Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.

dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT

by cunt strafer January 7, 2019

A Cunting

A group of Karens.

There is a a Cunting in the bar wanting to see the manager.

by DManCometh December 13, 2020

cunt drill

An erect penis.

I fucked Carol with my huge cunt drill last night until she screamed.

by waspfarm August 25, 2023

Cunt

Mark

Mark is a cunt

by Sksndjsjshsjs May 10, 2019