the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.
by curved5858 January 1, 2023
Get the zach whartonmug. The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
Get the Zach Haircutmug. 1. Has a big 10 incher, gets ladies easily, smart asf, handsome. able to pull ladies just by saying "sup slatterinos". has gay friends, all of them sexy a s f.
2. a way of saying the n word or any racial slur
2. a way of saying the n word or any racial slur
by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 20, 2021
Get the zachmug. zach is very artistic and funny. he can be very shy when you meet him at first but, when you get to know him is very very crazy. he often will tell people random jokes and is the type of person to go up to some random person and ask them to marry him with a ring pop. zach rarely falls in love so if he likes you, shoot your shot now before you dont have a chance. I think we all deserve a zach in our life.
person 1: Omg did you see what zach did today?
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!
by jayla <3 March 9, 2022
Get the zachmug. A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.
by Erin Shingleburg April 24, 2018
Get the Zach Spellerbergmug. by your local slut December 19, 2019
Get the Zachmug. A person who replays anime memes and thinks it's funnier each time. He also always says he's NOT a weeb, But he is....
by DESTROY ALL WEEBS December 23, 2020
Get the Zachmug.