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Cocaine or Crack, Hard work is crack, Soft is Cocaine.
"hey man are you workin?"
"Yea what chu need?"

"Ya got that hard white work for me?"
"Ya got my money bitch?"
by $arah April 15, 2006
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Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!
by Dyzfunctionz December 17, 2008
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work

Work = Force X Displacement X Cos(theta)

The units to it are kilogram meter per second squared or joules.
Super preppy pushed a 20 Kg Hay bale a distance of 5 M/S^2 at an angle of pi/3. He did 50 Joules of work.
by MadPhysicsMan March 20, 2004
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whippin' work

From the Rick Ross single "B.M.F. (Blowin' Money Fast)" can refer to putting any sort of effort into an activity, but in particular it refers to making crack cocaine.
Rick Ross is whippin' work in the kitchen, making coke with the pyrex
by TriggaTrey September 18, 2010
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Stick work

Exhibiting video game skills with the controller while playing a game. (Usually Madden Football).
That boy has some sick stick work. He's sick on the sticks.
by Ryan Glick February 11, 2009
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welfare worker

People who work for the US Government and scare the living shit out of people recieving Welfare.

Welfare Workers come to neighborhoods of low income, welfare recipients and they check people's homes and interview people to make sure they aren't scamming the federal government.

If you have a TV or a Microwave, the wefare worker might take it away from you. They even make sure you don't use too much electricity with multiple light bulbs.
HIDE THE SHIT ! The Welfare worker is on the block...don't let them see your Escalade!

The Welfare worker told Karen she could either go to school OR recieve welfare. She ain't never gettin outof College.
by J Norman May 6, 2004
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Cex Worker

Low-life virgins that have never seen a pair of tits that are not attached to themselves and also could legally have their penis declared dead because they have not seen it in yonkers. They also smell like all of a Y9s changing room BO at once and have not showered since Britney Spears shaved her head and went crazy. They also spend their time at home having intercourse with their siblings and also enjoying games of Nintendo DS Monopoly and Scrabble with their cats (generally called Pimple). If you have gotten to the point where CEX is you're only option as a job you might as well end your life or become a feet pic dealer at the local bingo club on Thursday nights.
Phil: Look at those scummy twats over there, I bet they work at CEX.
Francis: Yeah Phil, they look like sister fuckers to me and they smell of Heinz Ravioli.
Phil: Yonkers you're right Francis, I bet they spend the day scamming chavs into buying broken Wii balance boards for their morbidly obese mum with 11 children who start smoking at 8 years old however that is normal on a council estate in Croydon.
Francis: Let's beat those Cex Workers with a stick!!
by Ivor Gifford June 13, 2020
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