Urban Dictionary

A site on which people with too much free time(generally highschool and/or college underclassmen) add words and phrases to a dictionary that either insult others, are useless or are conceited attempts by egocentric individuals to improve their own self worth by creating some bullshit definition that, while possibly helpful to select few, further degrades society and further proves the decline in society.
Outside of some of the more informed definitions for words, this dictionary is full of conflicting and useless banter.

Just press random.... you'll see this decline on Urban Dictionary

by DaemonKind August 31, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A internet site where you can make and post your own definitions, then for some reason they get rejected.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen the Urban Dictionary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I always get rejected."

by Idiot801 November 9, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A place that was supposed to be a dictionary site but has been sullied by retarded preadolescent assholes.

*Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word*
Definition: Two goblins f**king ur moms p**sy
*Puts gun to head*

by BruhTwoPointO June 16, 2021

urban asshat

A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.

An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating

Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"

Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"

by i hate liars December 31, 2010

Urban tank

Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.

Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank

by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017

Urban Troll

A person going onto Urban Dictionary basically once or twice a week just to troll on the internet by writing posts that will make people angry. They are usually about people, places, or celebrities that they are just really jealous of their talent, money, and beauty. They basically write about Paris Hilton, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and (ugh) kim kardashian.

Person 1 - Ugh did you see that Urban Troll talking so much sh*t about Paris Hilton?!

Person 2 - Omg yes they are sooo jelly of them like wtf!!!11!!!!1

by amouxbonnet December 12, 2012

urban dickheditor

Urban dictionary editors who reject your definition even though it meets all the publishing guidelines.

Bob: I made this great definition, submitted it to urban dictionary, and they rejected it even though it met all of the publishing guidelines.

Pete: Sounds like it got reviewed by one of their "urban dickheditors".

by king_con January 1, 2011