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Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman in which they assume a 69 position yet instead they eat the respective persons ass and then proceed to make out after the ass eating is concluded.
Me and Pat were doing some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and I felt very evil afterwards?
by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024
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Ultimate Frisbee

Ultimate Frisbee is the most ass and gay sport. The players of the game love the game even though it is the most counter-intuitive shit ever. I mean, you STOP when you catch the frisbee??? Also the name is stupid too. They really had to say how the game was ultimate.
by average heretic March 8, 2023
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The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023
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ultimate boncho fag

yo fam, the ultimate boncho fag is on the way here, lets slap this bitch boy up!
by Fw.koji August 13, 2022
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Ultimate Swaggers

Someone who holds the most swag known to man
“Bro that outfit is fire, you got ultimate swaggers
by Ultimate Swaggers May 4, 2021
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Ultimate

A gifted person who is good at a certain thing (ex. Maki Harukawa the ulitimate Assassin )
(more ex. Miu Iruma, Ulitimate Inventor)

(more ex. Sonia Nevermind, Ulitimate Princess)

" My name is Celestia Ludenburg, the Ulitimate Gambler " - Celeste

it tells me i have to define the word so ultimate is an ultimate
by shuichishyhara June 30, 2022
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a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

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by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
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