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A Grape

1) The greatest insult know to man
2) a very large big toe
Hewbert: Man why’d you have to be such a grape.
Lenny: You didn’t have to go that far dude
by Green Grape Girl September 8, 2022
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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
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Graping

It’s the thing my friend made when he got killed in warzone 1.00 with the fin lmg 💀
YO HELP HES GRAPING MEEEEE HELLPPPPP .my friend .me OH SHIT RUUNNN
by Mixal negus November 21, 2022
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Grapes

Grapes are part of the male body, commonly known as testicles and is more of a slang description . Most people name them With the word balls
When I think of a hot woman my grapes produce cum
by rc9000000000000000000 July 18, 2020
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Grape

I can't stop masturbating to grapes

Holy shit. I am fucking turned on by grapes. Whenever I feel the soft, slimy outer skin, I get turned on. I slowly peel off the wet skin of a green grape, and start to feel its inner flesh. I squeeze the grape onto my dick and feel aroused as the grape crushes against my rock hard boner. I ejaculate my cock with the grape in my hand and feel pleasured as my dick is penetrated by the grape seeds. In a clash of flavor, I begin to climax, with the grape seeds getting shot out at the window, shattering the glass. I then stack a pile of grapes which i sit on. As the grapes enter my ass, I begin to shit out cum, shit, and grape juice all at once on the floor. When I run out of grapes, I contemplate suicide and begin to hang myself until the noose breaks due to my weight, and I begin to ejaculate again with more grapes.
Ari, Ari I love your huge ass grapes *moan*
by Ari-Ari February 2, 2022
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graped

A conglomeration of the words 'game' and 'raped' typically used by MMORPG gamers when their character is unfairly pwned by either a mob of opposing online gamers or NPCs.
Dood! Where the hell were you?! I just got graped by a huge wad of spawncampers!
by ChrispyTheRed December 14, 2008
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Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.
Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!
by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 14, 2010
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