Person 1: are you a Hispanic with no common sense.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "I Shank Backs"
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "I Shank Backs"
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
Get the I shank backsmug. The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.
(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.
by Doone March 9, 2011
Get the Shankmug. by anonymous September 23, 2023
Get the shankmug. by British slang translator April 14, 2020
Get the Shankmug. by BeSmartDumbassBitch January 5, 2021
Get the Shankmug. 1. Literally, to stab in the stomach
2. More loosely, to screw something up, make a mistake, etc.
3. In sports: to make a bad shot/play, to hit the ball awkwardly.
2. More loosely, to screw something up, make a mistake, etc.
3. In sports: to make a bad shot/play, to hit the ball awkwardly.
by tennisdude November 20, 2010
Get the Shankmug. shank when properly applied, can be used as a replacement for any previously known swear words, including all 9 sailor words
by schmiddynick December 13, 2008
Get the shankmug.