Sam Evans

a weird immature character on glee who has a really big mouth aka trouty mouth

Person 1: Hey did you glee last night?
Person 2: Yea I loved Santanas song deticated to Sam Evans lips
Person 1: I BOUGHT THAT SONG!!

by friedeggs123 April 29, 2011

pulling an Evan

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.

Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

by silentshadows June 12, 2009

Evan Murray

Gay.

“Look at that kid, he looks like an Evan Murray.”

by I_Wumbo November 03, 2020

evan grant

A man who is forever single. He sucks dick at any chance he gets.

Man, he is such a evan grant.

No one wants to be like evan grant.

by OhDaddy99 December 14, 2016

evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018

Kaden Evans

Has no friends

Yo look at Fionn. He is a real Kaden Evans

by Beanz4172882 October 08, 2020

ethen evans

my friend's crush that literally sucks so bad like bro shut up nobody cares

ethen evans did your mom

by the dummest alive October 24, 2022