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mall throat

the feeling one gets in their throat when breathing the stale, recycled air of the mall for to long. Closely resembles a regular sore throat but it differs in the fact that you can finally place the blame of your regular sore throat on something i.e the mall. common among guys waiting at the chili's bar while their girlfriends buy shit they don't need and ddr players. many hardcore shoppers have built up a tolerance to this condition.
Whats wrong?
Im sick.
But you weren't to sick to go shoping for 12 hours.
nah man, i got a serious case of mall throat.
oh snap, son!
by adammmmm October 23, 2007
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cock throat

This occurs when the throat clenches while singing, and the sound that comes out is garbled and muffled, as if the person were screaming while deep throating.
"Even James gets cock throat sometimes."
"No way man, James is too skilled to get cock throat."
by Mooglies January 27, 2009
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Strip Throat

A sore throat the morning after spending a night in a greasy strip cub. Usually a result of too much yelling and filthy lapdances.
"Man last night was rough I got some mad strip throat"
by M_King September 10, 2012
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fuckboy throat

A throat of a Person being really dry or swollen, basically uncomfortable.
"dude, Smoking makes my throat such a fuckboy throat "
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Double throat fuck

The act of taking two beloved items down your throat at the same time.
Claudia loves to double throat fuck black cock as much as food.”
by Claudia Loves Cock November 26, 2019
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Full Throat Flush

When you burp and cough at the same time
Dave: CHOAGUGHH!
Jeff: Bro, did you just rip a Full Throat Flush?
Dave: Yeah, I think so.
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Goat Throat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someone’s head in place while they give you a blowjob
by CJ142857 April 25, 2022
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