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Three quad rod

A three quad rod is 3/4 of an erection, when there's no hiding it, but it isn't quite ready for action yet.

Your penis isn't soft, isn't hard, and is hanging at about 8 o'clock.
I couldn't stand up in class today as my three quad rod was pitching a tent in my pants.
by gbn1973 December 10, 2009
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three cheese alfredo

One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it.

Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.

Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.

Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?

Guy 3: ... Hey!
by kjsdfvlksd July 7, 2010
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Three Quarter Swap

In Swinging, the Three Quarters Swap is sex between two couples, where one woman may only have sex with her husband or the other female, but not the other male. So a man can have sex with his wife and the other woman, the other woman and the other male, or the other woman, but his wife may not have sex with the other male.
Hey baby, we're going swinging tonight, but we're only going to do a Three Quarter Swap. I don't want you messing around with any guys besides me!
by Tony "Tone" Booyah April 18, 2011
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Hard Three

1. When you are asked to pay a 3 dollar surcharge for driving your friends after offering to drive.
2. Extremely unimpressive girth
1. Yo broths, if you need a ride, all you have to do is pay me a hard three.
2. My sister was planning on hooking up with this guy, but after she saw he had a hard three, she got the fuck out of there.
by bpkings9 January 2, 2012
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Three Legged Elephant

A noun meaning insufficient or ridiculously inadequate, in relation to an elephant with three legs.
Y'all are running up and down the court like a bunch of three legged elephants.

Don't just throw the ball around like a bunch of three legged elephants.
by Walker Ward August 6, 2012
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three night rule

a sacred custom dictating that if someone is not a family member or an intimate friend, then one may only sleep in their house/apartment for three nights at most. Violating this is a high offense against one's honor. Go to a hotel.
Rather than spend a fourth night in Alex's San Francisco apartment, Bob took a train to San Jose and slept in a ditch. This way, he observed the three night rule and preserved his sacred honor.
by Col. Hans Landa September 13, 2013
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Three Ring Binder

Three guys penetrate the mouth, ass, and vagina of a girl thrusting simultaneously, giving the similar feeling as popping open a three ring binder.
Alex, Adam, and Carson performed a three ring binder on Molly giving her the feeling of a one and a half binder
by SpankMeSideways August 27, 2016
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