Thomas Parr

A time traveling Man... Who is reported to be the oldest living man ever, and that was in the 1400's. He has been reported to have been sighted at the present time in North America, Asia, Europe and Africa. Current whereabouts: Unknown

Old Thomas Parr just google it....

by Chancedragon March 8, 2009

Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"

by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018

Thomas Whitehead

An extremely small and privileged kid who does a very nice moan sound.

*Moan* *Moan* Im a Thomas Whitehead and I'm SMALL!

by SSovietPingu March 7, 2019

Thomas Upton

A male specimen who thinks he is straight but is very incorrect. He has a high ego and is self obsessed. WANKA

Guy1:yo who is that guy who keeps saying Thomas Thomas Thomas

Guy2: he must be Thomas Upton

by Lilbbycheesus April 22, 2020

Thomas Sawyer

when in an uncertain bathroom that is ridden disease you strategically layer toliet paper afloat so in which to provide a splashless decreation of fecal matter

damn. Wow were blacked out last night and ate too much taco bell. My asshole is burnt and frothy and walked like howard the duck because my thomas sawyer session was so righteous!

by harry feltabush February 8, 2010

Duke Thomas

The signal and a amazing man who deserves the world

"hey did write Duke Thomas into the new Nightwing comic?"
"No because I'm gross and annoying."-Tom Taylor

by Detectivecomics June 27, 2022

Thomas Syndrome

A condition which causes you to feel like a shelled shrimp in the woods.

Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.

by Pisslegend November 14, 2019