thick root

Another word used in reference to male genitals

Girl: im so tired but i can't go to sleep

Guy: sounds like you need a thick root

Girl: lol

by threestacks January 16, 2017

Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by anonymous September 18, 2020

thick dad

Its when ur dad ia really thick
Bf: damn ur dad is really thick
Gf: ik we fuck sometimes
Bf: you lucky whore

Your father is a thick dad.

by Monarcas June 14, 2018

thick

Fat, lots of meat, chubby, chunky around the edges

Have you ever seen fat Amy, she is so thick

by Skyler Teal January 8, 2018

Psychic thick fuck

A psychic -thick-fuck is someone just like myself who does nothing when something that could be predicted but wasn't.....e.g. I saw a cup teetering on the edge of the table and didn't do owt except watch it fall!

See above....I Lynne's glass was going to fall but I let it anyway but. That's my psychic thick fuck

by Chizzers April 29, 2022

Thick

Bella

Bella has such a thick fucking brain. I wouldn't be surprised if she drowned in the shower :)

by Danielthegreekgod June 22, 2022

Fsms thick

Fsms thick is when your jeans doesn't have air in them there for you are thick by fsms standards

She's not thick but she's fsms thick

by Xela Enivoe September 30, 2017