Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.
Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!
Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!
Jon: ....
Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!
Jon: ....
by Co0ody January 14, 2008
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when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.
Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
by underdogg1 August 16, 2006
Get the Red Tail Bandit mug.the west end bandits are the most hardcore gang in scituate. they get in huge brawls with the co-freaks. they tag a ton of shit, and no one fucks with them. they are awesome. also known as WEB
john"hey wanna go chill in the west end?"
eric"nah dude, not with those gangsta west end bandits down there man!!lets go smoke some weed"
eric"nah dude, not with those gangsta west end bandits down there man!!lets go smoke some weed"
by leslie is a trifling whore January 20, 2009
Get the west end bandits mug.Someone who is in the “bowl cut bandit “ is someone who has had a bowl cut with their friends to look cool
“Aw yeah that boy who’s bird is a chinky is part of the bowl cut bandit I heard he gets battered with one boxing glove all the time “
by Reigve Douglas dad December 11, 2019
Get the Bowl cut bandit mug.A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
by captainautismo September 10, 2019
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