Owen is short, but kind and likes Geography to much for anyone to live. He is very funny and protective of his hats. If you know owen, cry, because he will make you guess where countries are, but you won't know, but he doesn't care, and he'll JUST KEEP MAKING YOU GUESS
K: Owen made me do geography again... I will cry the next time he does this
P: Haha, that's emo
K:stfu
P: Haha, that's emo
K:stfu
by I don't like geography February 21, 2023

a very gay man, when placed jail he will instalty go for the dick so he can suck it
and if not in jail will still fo that
and if not in jail will still fo that
you are a owen
by dawnlord August 3, 2019

my freind is a owen
by mr.billyisrich April 22, 2022

A guy who is very loving. He is short with dark hair and cares deeply for his loved ones. Everyone wants to be around him because he is smart, funny, athletic, and sexy. He is normally shy but once you get to know him he is the coolest person you could ever meet. You're very lucky to know an Owen. If you know one, never let him go because he is very nice and will always be there for you.
by Allie.is.a.human.being March 4, 2022

fat bastard anybody in the world called Owen is an absolute mong and is so retarded they cannot properly function without cracking wise jokes that seem to hide the fact they have a very shitty life and only ever date foreign women who eventually end up finishing them anyway
by Owen green October 27, 2019

Owen is an amazing friend who will never stab you in the back. He is understanding, hot, very athletic and smart. He comes up with ideas most people can not understand. Owen is always there when you need him most, and willing to give you advice. If you are lucky enough to have Owen in your life, be grateful and never let him down.
"Hey, is that Owen over there?"
"Yeah, he's my best friend!"
"You must be the luckiest person on the planet!"
"Yeah, he's my best friend!"
"You must be the luckiest person on the planet!"
by U_r_Beautiful May 31, 2019

by $$$poop April 11, 2022
