Jacob J

big fan of Peter Doherty and loves gin

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking

by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023

J Crave

A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.

Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!

How do you know it was a gay bar?

Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.

Touché....

by Serious biniz October 14, 2016

j sac

The stomach, most natably named because it is literally a sac shaped like the letter J.

dude1: "dude, you look tired."
dude2: "ye, i haven't filled my j sac in hours."

by ego-tripper August 1, 2009

J-Zeal

The name of an up and coming rapper based out of Edmonton Alberta Canada. With his hit song "Insane" he is now recognized as one of the most popular rappers in Edmonton.

Did you hear that new song by J-Zeal, it drove me insane

by Jesil, fan of Casey January 28, 2018

abishaa j

A girl who’s name is abishaa with a second name starting with a J is a very unique person. She is the most lucky person in life and will become a billionaire in the future. She will marry a sexy man all her friends around her will be jealous of. She has great dreams she doesn’t talk about that will come true. She has the must contagious smile that can make anyone fall in love and the most pretty out of all her surroundings. She has potential of becoming a model or a Bollywood actress because of her natural beauty she was born with. All the boys have a secret crush on her that is a deep secret deep down. She is the most freaky and can turn anyone on in an instant. Also the most funny and adventurous person to be around. She is most attracted to rich boys that are protective and handsome, someone that is outgoing and would go on adventures with her. Someone that is willing to give her the world. She is most likely to be a fire sign! Her future is very positive with a lot of spending. Her soulmate is most likely to start with an: A, N, J, Or S! She is very competitive and always wants to be the best in the room, and she is!

Bro that’s Abishaa J I want her because she’s so beautiful man. She makes me happy when she’s around!

by Dr Layla Harmon December 5, 2020

J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.

*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.

by thecabeman March 23, 2011

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009