Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011

sausage force-field

Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."

Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

Earth Defense Force

A game where you kill Ants, Spiders, Wasps, And ticks. You also can destroy, Buildings, And cars. You play as an EDF Troop. Taking back earth from a new alien lifeform. Called, Ravagers. Your mission is to destroy the mothership. You battle through Gunships, UFOs, Carrier's, Ants, Spiders, Wasps, Ticks, Metal Ants, Metal Spiders, Hectors, Exploding Tick Spiders, And A Queen Ant. There are 3 difficulties, Normal, Hard, And Inferno.

Person 1: Wow nice call of duty ripoff.

Person 2 And 3: It's not a call of duty ripoff, It's a game called Earth Defense Force.

by Rest In Bork March 22, 2017

army cadet force

Army Cadet Force is an Association which involves; cadet leadership courses, drill, skill at arms, fieldcraft, first aid, military knowledge, orienteering (known as map and compass), and other subjects. They are better than the ATC (Air Training Corps/Air Fairies) and Sea/Marine Cadets because they just are. Forget Police cadets, etc, no one cares about them.

The Army Cadet Force is better than those Air Fairies

by YaGrandma November 21, 2014

Air Force Slut

Female(s) that fuck as many males in the Air Force as humanly possible.

These damn Air Force Sluts that work at Journey's in North Carolina.

by Alfie87 April 3, 2009

Forced fake laugh

Forced fake laughing is done when a loser doesn't know how to react properly to something because it makes them uncomfortable but they still want to act like they are high energy and extroverted when in reality they are not.

A: You look like a child molester

B: HAHAH Im obvously not and you can tell by the very authintic laughter i had before i started/ stopped talking

A: Why are you making this so unfomfortable now. It made it so much worse for you because now im sure you are a child molester...

Forced fake laugh is so bad

by Rooney.avanches7 June 10, 2022

FORCE/RETREAT/REPEAT

The method of wearing down a girl's resistance by going as far as she is willing to go sexually, then retreating to a submissive state for a moment, and repeating the process, each time gradually going further until she consents to sexual intercourse.

She was hesitant to my sexual advances, but after gradually breaking her down using the FORCE/RETREAT/REPEAT method she consented.

by Emperor Lucifer Caligula April 12, 2014